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we've used to [result achieved] in [timeframe]
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Secret #1
White hicks dig high fives.
Secret #2
White dudes dig headphones
Secret #3
Glasses say "I mean business"
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Masterclass Highlights
More of what you'll learn from us
My step-by-step framework for [result] without [common thing that holds people back]
The 7 deadly mistakes you MUST avoid when [doing X]
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Remember to use bold to emphasise the benefits in your bullets
Each benefit should really sell the benefits of the masterclass to your prospect
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